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hungover and eating flintstones vitamins [10 Apr 2007|12:16pm]
[ mood | determined ]

This is an apology to everyone one I know. I'm sorry I am not a very good friend right now. Things have just been going by too fast and I've been having a near constant headache that just won't go away. Just trying to find my balance. But until I do, I may disappear off the radar for a little while. My apologies to everyone, I love you all, good luck with everything you do until I see you again.

p.s. Don't worry about me, I hate when people worry about me.

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[12 Sep 2006|01:32am]
[ mood | blank ]


New apartment is lovely, I'm piss poor broke and will be going back to school soon/eventually. But in the meantime this is Martha:

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She is a lazy little rat-baby who likes to chew on everything I hold dear. Charming, isn't she?

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[07 Aug 2006|10:33pm]
[ mood | a little pissed ]

To the Worthless Chunk of Smegma who stole my wallet-

I want you to know that the $60 you spent on Hollister clothes at the mall took me 7 hours and 6 minutes at my shitty job to earn. That's 7 hours I could have spent doing something as frivilous and fun as say, having a shopping spree that's on someone else's tab. No, that's 7 shitty hours I spent saving up so I could move out of my house and finally go back to school. That mere $60 I needed for the electric bill, you so wisely spent trying to make yourself more appealing to some waste of existance who I hope spills his beer and his semen on those new clothes of yours. I pray some of that misplaced semen makes it's way into your gaping vagina and before you can even shake that hangover you are already doomed to a pathetic child rearing soccer mom existance. Where you have to work some shitty retail job just to make ends meet because the shithead who knocked you up has dispeared on his parole officer again and has been spending all of your child support money on meth and hardcore porn. And then some little teenaged shit has the nerve to steal your wallet and blow that money you needed to buy little Timmy school supplies and new shoes this year on some overpriced clothes and pair of shoes that if they don't have they "will just die."

Ok, so it's not the same as my situation by any standards and it was only 60 bucks. But shut up, I'm allowed to be just a little bit mad.

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Looks like a cave er somethin' [06 Aug 2006|01:14am]
[ mood | Enjoying my childhood ]

The X-files movie is a really funny movie when you're baked and you know every line because those pre-teen years were very unkind to you.

You're godamn right I know how to spend a saturday night.

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[30 Jul 2006|12:30am]
[ mood | fuckin anxious as hell ]

I've been raging war apon my room so I can get it all either packed up or thrown out. I am moving in 2 weeks. But I found this artifact and just needed to say...

Awwwwww, look at how little we are! I can't believe how funny we both look.

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There's also a picture of me in Jason's trunk. It's a world of nostalgia up in here, yo.

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Woman! Where is my Super Suit? [25 Jun 2006|09:18pm]
[ mood | out of ideas ]

Man, you tell yourself your going to clean your room and fix you car and then you go right ahead and dick around on Frank Frazetta's website and draw voluptous women all day. Man, I am a waste of energy sometimes.


Help is needed. I've made my main character too much of a bad ass, which makes for a cool character, but not such a good storyline. So, what I need from you is weaknesses. Post me any kind of weakness you can think of, even your own. Even if you don't think it will apply, just post it anyway. Post anonimously, I don't give a shit. I'm way out of ideas.

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ps: I'm pretty sure I suck at spelling.

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This plane is definately crashing. [10 Jun 2006|11:43pm]
[ mood | food poison'd! ]

Alex: "So, if Spiderman can do everything a spider can, does that mean he has trouble getting out of bath tubs?"

I love my little brother.

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It's the bird. She's a snake with wings and she has the guts to sing. [08 Jun 2006|11:53pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

My left ear itches like it's going to EXPLODE. It also smells wicked bad.

Also, never let it be said that I am good at drawing guys. I hate this shit, I work so hard on this project and get so much of it worked out and then hit some stupid brick wall. Or maybe I should just wake up and get my life together before I start obsessing over some imaginary people's lives. Does this make any sense? I thought not.

I'm gonna go watch some more X-files and soak my ear. Fuck this game.

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sunday morning in space [05 Jun 2006|12:38am]
[ mood | exhausted ]

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[21 Mar 2006|01:53am]
Just so you know, I am still alive. It's just that, much to my suprise, I'm not a very social person. So I'm kind of hermit-like now, curled up in my nest build around my computer, stalking all of you. I may never comment or talk to you but I always know what's going on in your lives. Lucky you, you all can now say you have a stalker!

Jenn Biggs
(your creepy stalker-ish friend hiding in the shadows of the internet)

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[13 Jan 2006|11:35pm]
[ mood | NEED TO GET OUT ]


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I'd say this pretty much sums up my life. [11 Jan 2006|05:10pm]
[ mood | Lando Calrissian ]

Star Wars Horoscope for Pisces

A typical Pisces, you have your head in the clouds.
You're self-sacrificing and a bit too passive to stand up to the dark side.
You become fairly pessimistic when put under pressure.
You are a chameleon - wanting to change your scenery on occassion.

Star wars character you are most like: Lando

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[25 Dec 2005|02:16pm]
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Merry Christmas, bitches!
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[03 Dec 2005|01:47am]
[ mood | no fucking heat in my house ]

I think it's funny that when I hate the situation I'm in, I try to numb my brain. I watch crap TV and look at dumb stuff on the internet so i don't have to think. In the long run it makes things so much worse, but in the here and now it keeps me from crying. By the way, any concern for my well being from you guys will not be appreciated. I love you to death, but I don't want attention I just wanted to write this down somewhere. I've got to get myself out of here, but I have to do it on my own.

But first I have to go to bed.

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Fuck going out and getting Misfits tickets, I AM the new Danzig! [26 Oct 2005|01:41am]
[ mood | no heat in my house ]


What have I been doing for the past 2 months?

I don't fucking know.

Got a crappy job at a crappy toy store, full time. Saw the Suicide girls burlesque show (got hit on by Fanny Suicide. no lie.), Saw MSI again (still a good stage show, good for them), Finally weight 100 lbs (have boobs now).

The End!

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A kick in the cunt! [01 Sep 2005|05:14pm]
[ mood | ready to be cunt punched ]

Holy shit! This is totally my next tattoo!

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[29 Aug 2005|07:52pm]
Dearest Maegan C Blane,

This is for you -----> http://www.conanvsbear.com/
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[28 Aug 2005|11:07pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]

I just spent quite a bit of time picking what I thought was a tick off of my cat... But it was really just a very large scab. Now my skin feels all crawly. Which is just silly because I spend hours a day picking scabs off my own scalp.

Yes, this is the most important thing I have to say. Also, System and the Mars Volta are fantastic live and worth all the money.

The End.

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I wanna play. [19 Aug 2005|11:58pm]
[ mood | bored ]

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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Al's some kind of creepy stalker, kept showing up in every damn question.

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bum ticker [17 Aug 2005|12:12am]
[ mood | beat ]

Well, went out and bought Sin City after work today (ps: Thankyou Jason for the lovely dinner and driving me to Best Buy). And I have to say I'm very dissapointed that the ONLY movie I've ever really wanted to watch the special features for, HAS NONE. Wow. That's a fucking let down. They had previews for TV shows and an "behind the scenes" which lasted a total of 8 minutes. The behind the scenes could be summarized into the following: Quentin Tarantino bugging the fuck out, Robert Rodriguez going "I directed this movie, you know.", some shots of filming on green screen with a few actors here and there, and finally Frank Miller... not doing much at all.

Eh, whatever. It's a fucking beautiful movie and I'm glad to own it.

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